Cryer #194

***STOP PRESS*** CURE FOR DEADLY GOBLIN FEVER FOUND! (full story below) ********************************** ***STOP STOP PRESS*** GIANT SPIDER ATTACK (Story and picture below) ********************************** ***STOP STOP STOP PRESS*** DRINDLE DEAF (as opposed to her normal ‘selective’ hearing) (no sign language available for this story) ********************************** GOBLIN FEVER – THE START It all started when a foul … More Cryer #194

Cryer #193

***STOP PRESS*** THE STINK HAS GONE! Hooray, the cleaning of the Forge and the City Square has born fruit….. hmm looks like golden and pretty coloured fruit at that….. Exclusive Picture from our resident artist:        ********************************** DART THE STORY SO FAR (Is it rooted in truth, does it branch out into mythology; or is it … More Cryer #193

Cryer #191

*** STOP PRESS*** GREEN AROUND THE GILLS? ** It was party time at the ‘Cock a Hoop’ Tavern yesterday as our very own Irish Knight Sir Yaron organised a party in honour of the Patron Saint of his native land ‘St Patrick’. Dancing continued into the night. It is understood that our emerald councillor was … More Cryer #191

Cryer #190

AND NOW TO THE GORY BITS: DEAR READERS THIS EDITION OF YOUR CRYER, A TALE OF SUCH WOE AND DREADFULNESS. GIRD YOUR LOINS, POUR OUT THE BEST MEAD AND DO NOT DARE TO GO OUT ALONE THIS NIGHT * DART IS CARTED OFF NEARER TO HEAVEN* Well, where to start… hmm at the beginning I … More Cryer #190

Cryer #189

WELCOME DEAR READERS TO A BUMPER EDITION OF YOUR CRYER. SO MUCH TO REPORT WE SUGGEST YOU MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE, POUR YOURSELF A TANKARD OF ALE AND PREPARE TO BE SHOCKED, ENTERTAINED, WORRIED AND INTRUIGED (perhaps not in that order) **STOP PRESS** CASTLE BURGLED? There was a whisper that there may have been a break … More Cryer #189

Cryer #188

*  OLD AND NEW COCK A HOOP The Cock a Hoop tavern by the gates is closed due to circumstances that cannot be fixed, but moved to the old hotel building, that the elderly of Dee claim to recognize as the original Cock A Hoop. Willow informs to be delighted that the new location is … More Cryer #188

Cryer #186

* THE VOTES ARE IN The winner of the vote, and new head of the human council of Dee is the fierce young miss Cali! The Cryer Editors congratulate ! Now we all hold our breath to hear an official statement of the Head of Council, who will claim the other seats at the council … More Cryer #186

Cryer #184

* COUNCIL After much discussion on the subject, a plan for the Council of Leadership for the Humans of Dee has been proposed. These are the members who have been agreed upon so far: -Cali the fierce girl of Dee -Marco the guard -Yaron the blacksmith -Jessie the herbalist Those involved are in agreement that … More Cryer #184

Cryer #183

* MONDAY IN THE COCK A HOOP Old and young came together to sit by the warming fire in the tavern when the local drunk and bard Dart surprised with a romantic fairy poem. Miss Esmeralda , despite her pouting not to have been kissed by the Bard, shared two interesting though strange tales. But … More Cryer #183

Cryer #182

* SOAP & WATER A delegation of  town women cornered the village urchin Kris this week and forced him to bathe with warm water and soap. After undergoing this traumatic event he was presented with a set of new clothes courtesy of Jessie the herbalist. Kris can now be approached without holding ones nose. Richard … More Cryer #182